Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	852	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8902
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Votes:	944
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	101	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	7153	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9674	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	617553
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	9807	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	530609	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2495	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	6839
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	677	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Votes:	696	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co