Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Emeralds Found:	3550
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	2392
Emeralds Found:	3135	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	161
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	961
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	896	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchantments Applied:	86	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net