Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4965	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	292062
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4557
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2131	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Farms Harvested:	337	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	1454
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7969
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Potions Brewed:	156
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8116	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	147
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7495

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573