Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	2406
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Love Letters Sent:	6
Animals Bred:	169	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Farms Harvested:	403
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Buildings Constructed:	33
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8854
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Votes:	2216	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9860	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com