Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2224
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9655	Buildings Constructed:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2276
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2027	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	316565
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	536608	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9842
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Votes:	5295
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Gems Collected:	16

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Void Gems Collected:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	153

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	2140
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5186

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de