Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Falling into the Void:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7812
New Chunks Explored:	108033	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Animals Bred:	105
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1026	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	1727
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567