Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	74	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6482

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8558	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Towns Built:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchantments Applied:	97	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Animals Bred:	95
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	5914	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	1594

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9250	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Towns Built:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2939
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	219
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6308
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	62	Mines Excavated:	2664
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Votes:	7596
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595