Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3331	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Dimension Hops:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

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FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4768	Potions Brewed:	72

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	1472
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

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ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9603	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	605	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

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Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9798	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	9278
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mines Excavated:	2256

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3633	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	141	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net