Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	5085
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	203
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	2957	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	4990	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	215
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	New Chunks Explored:	618053
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3746

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5979	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4242
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1178
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club