Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

82.208.17.61:27103

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

gamingcrafters.mysrv.us:25282

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6940
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

minecrafterhuf.es

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

play.NorthCraft.net

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5568	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

bavaria-craft.de

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2267
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	164
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

mc.xtwistedx.com

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

45.143.196.93:25583

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Crops Grown:	5056
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	74
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

mc.onepiececraft.com:28476

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	256
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lorecity.apexmc.co:25594

ClashPVP

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

clashpvp.net

OnyxMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1636	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	5146	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

play.onyx-mc.xyz:30008

KeatsCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

play.keatscraft.com

Naruto Origin

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

213.170.135.101:25608

MC Evolved

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

play.mcevolved.net

AS SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

assmp.ehplay.eu:37868