Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	584	Animals Bred:	196

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	4965	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	984
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

37.10.122.72:25714

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

play.proximityempire.fun:19132

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	1498
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	251	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	1154	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840