Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7354
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

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Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Votes:	3625
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	5389
Star Shards Collected:	198	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

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VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

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Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	326994	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

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The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9197	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9805
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Farms Harvested:	381	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5367	Holy Grails Found:	2

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org