Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2486	Enchantments Applied:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9991	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crops Grown:	2048
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	140

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crops Grown:	1715	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6207	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	47

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5188	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	879493
Ores Mined:	1626	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7