Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4318
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	9919	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	1786
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	1740
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4989	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590