Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2376
Ores Mined:	848	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	209915	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	825561	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4116	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Farms Harvested:	340	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5824	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	527046	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ores Mined:	8662

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5858
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Farms Harvested:	240
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	8911	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com