Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	2585	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Potions Brewed:	99
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	7232
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	3529	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	155	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dimension Hops:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	1752	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	10

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	4719
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Dragon Eggs Found:	9694	Ores Mined:	9052
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3289
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net