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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7245	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8664	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Enchantments Applied:	218	Villages Defended:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Votes:	1421	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3321
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Emeralds Found:	6929
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	New Chunks Explored:	233380
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8531

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

pokeleague.net