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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	713
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

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Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5055
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	8759
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Farms Harvested:	254	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	129

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4650
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	605090
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Items Found:	1517
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Dragon Eggs Found:	3114	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2179	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	75
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	625	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	152	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1818
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	406
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	230	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net