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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	1099

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mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	714
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	257
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Crops Grown:	9150	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3562	Towns Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	8581	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	158	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net