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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	138	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	349
Enchantments Applied:	283	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	125

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2583
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	930737
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	102

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net