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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1809	Star Shards Collected:	167
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

New Minecraft Servers

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MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	1725	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

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AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ores Mined:	6431	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

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MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ores Mined:	5366	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	288	Herobrine Sightings:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1760	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2704	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Emeralds Found:	3039
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6497
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net