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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2976	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9061	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	163

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	4840
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	299106
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6962	New Chunks Explored:	752366
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com