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Players:	95/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	194946	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	1012	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	716	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	87	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	7342
Star Shards Collected:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3197	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	1584	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Animals Bred:	20	Ores Mined:	4319

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Buildings Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net