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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	185881	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	433
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	2112
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	New Chunks Explored:	232546
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1446	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Animals Bred:	57	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3884
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6432	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2760
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com