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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

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MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7774	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6300	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7326
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	6691

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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