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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3986
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	6957
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	1577
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	5912
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	542

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	939	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	912
Players Killed by Monsters:	6571	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	3096	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Emeralds Found:	9825	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	61
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5827
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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