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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	829	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	217
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	55
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2739	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5860
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	179
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Items Found:	8556
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	425645	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	157	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4570	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2971	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8

play.dreamers.fun