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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5560	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Votes:	4996
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	836	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Towns Built:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	370468
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	84
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9012	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	65
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co