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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	2309	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6130
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1265	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7516
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8948	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9939
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	764625	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Potions Brewed:	137
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Farms Harvested:	481

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