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Players:	101/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Villages Defended:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Void Gems Collected:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchantments Applied:	224
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2594
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1266
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	6979

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	6839
Votes:	7528	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crops Grown:	8641
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7531
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8988
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	6533
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4520	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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