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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7183	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	6239

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	4956	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6208
Emeralds Found:	4602	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ores Mined:	960	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gods Slained:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Votes:	4873	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	368987

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Divine Spears Created:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	882	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Items Found:	3103
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Towns Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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