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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1262
New Chunks Explored:	374989	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

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ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	1317
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

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SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

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1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5160	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Emeralds Found:	739
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5673
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1315	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Animals Bred:	74	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	2285	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

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Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8197	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	6311	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	4757	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com