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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329

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Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

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GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	225
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	8911	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6770	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	4231
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40