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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	2972
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6634	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

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At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Votes:	3495
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	322	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	4842

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net