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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	186
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crops Grown:	2279

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MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2174
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

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The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4778	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	6535
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchantments Applied:	114	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	857959	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	2597	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	741
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com