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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

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AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

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Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2424	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	5113	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	273	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	358294
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	141	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	7092	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	New Chunks Explored:	801704
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	170	Animals Bred:	111
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	4315	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Towns Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	7979	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	9876
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34