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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

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♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

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— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans— Statistics of the best players— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

IP – MBars.netWebsite: https://minebars.ruVK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored :)With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬

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Medieval-Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

The Medieval-Craft server is back. Have fun on the new survival faction server. Here you have many possibilities to play. Don’t forget to join our discord. See you

146.59.220.222:25607

Nextmagicserver

Spigot

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	5284
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

BENEFIT TO THIS SERVER, THANKS FOR UNIROS THAT THE FUN YUHU

83.53.113.32

CryptechCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Multi-Server network with multiple game types and real cryptocurrency as in game currency.

IndustrialEvolution, CryptoCredits, Guns, Beds, ObsidianDestroyer and more custom plugins as well. Main server features a gameplay overhaul with custom craftable multi-block machines, factories and structures. Fabricate, construct and power in-game SHA256 hashing facilities to mine cryptocurrency. Claim areas of land as territory for your empire and defend against invaders, or wage war on your neighbors. Craft unique Forged armors, weapons and tools. Forge Guns, Grenades and other fun weapons. Explore and escape vast dungeon complexes filled with marvelous items to plunder. Compete in mini-games contests to win cryptocurrency prizes or anytime for fun. Practice or build something in peace on a creative world plot server.

Join with Bedrock edition clients via cryptechcraft.xyz port 19132

cryptechcraft.xyz

♥ xMine ♥ (1.8-1.13) Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

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Pretzel Craft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Pretzel Craft!

This server is fully vanilla with minor plugins such as being able to set homes and teleport to other players to allow for a more connected community.

We encourage players to come on and have a chill time on the server. There is a discord but it is only given to members of the server who have played for a little while and follow the basic rules of the server. There are no paid memberships or donations on the server.

The owner of the server is Emperor Pretzel and the server is hosted in North America.

We hope you have a fun time!

104.143.2.167

Javacraft

Family Enviornment, family friendly, Free Ranks, Safe Survival, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

JavaCraft Is A Friendly Survival Server With Warps / Shops / Economy

Players Are Family Friendly

Staff Is Very Hardworking

No Cheats Allowed In Server

JavaCraft.sknd.host

Snakes Den

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

The server is primarily a survival server, with elements and plugins modified to make it hard to earn lots of money, we want the server to be focused on grinding your way up to the top, by making ways to make money quicker and focusing on gathering resources yourself rather than relying purely on the in-game shop. We are also implementing a Towny side to the server, where you can use the Towny plugin to create wonderful towns and nations to rule over the wilderness of the server! We hope you come to enjoy your time on the server as we have enjoyed developing it.

play.snakesden.net

OneKirpich Minecraft server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3452	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

This is a great server, not overloaded with plugins. It works perfectly and stably without any drawdowns. Game mode – single block. There is an end and a hell just like in normal survival. Very responsive and friendly administration.!!!!!To register, use the discord id. This is not a nickname!

176.192.169.9:37149

YandereHighRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Crops Grown:	6827
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Come! Enjoy a relaxing Day On the Beach!, or Roleplay school or just go shopping.. meet friends along the way.. Still needs teachers though..

DaSchoolRP.Minehut.gg

Pvp.lv network

Awesome

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

https://discord.gg/CDzDEXqH2h

FACTION : PVP : KOTH : RAID : OUTPOST

mc.pvp.lv

PvP Quest

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	4528	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

PvP – Quest Minecraft multiplayer server

PvP – Mining – Creative – Survival – Mini-games and more !

Join PvP – Quest with the following address: PvP_Quest_PvP.exaroton.me

How to join the server? Make sure you have minecraft java edition, copy the address, start minecraft, click multiplayer then quick connect paste the address and play!

Open every Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. and during holidays from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m.

Open request to server administrators.

PvP_Quest_Lobby.exaroton.me

✨ PARADOX ✨MODS ✨ 1.20.41 ✨ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	9985
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	157
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

This is a server with mods. We opened not long ago. You can submit a request for a helper on discord. If you know how to write mods or edit them, you can apply to become an admin. You can find all the information about the mod in discord. Wipes on the server occur once every 2-3 months

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/nfxFv3Rb7b

We are waiting for you on our server

65.108.225.15:25342

King-AnnihilateMC

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

King Annihilate MC is a new and upcoming community ready to build! We are friendly and play a large variety of games. We would love for you to try out our server and see if the community is the place for you! Spigot based server! Plugins so far: Grief Prevention WorldEdit Worldguard Vault MCMMO. EssentialsX Auctions We take suggestions and assistance if you would like to help configure!

51.81.52.27:25590

Gplays-eu

Multiplayer Survival, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	6806
Farms Harvested:	189	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

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