/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4762

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Minecraft survival server with a friendly community, fun events, and big ideas in mind. We aim to offer a true-to-game survival experience, adding a few quality of life tweaks. We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community. Our server is intended to be a place to chill alone or with your friends. – Community events, activities and projects – Friendly & helpful community – Active owner & mature staff team – Toggleable PVP – Gaming & Shopping District – Whitelist Only – Survival World – Extra Large Map

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Newly launched network featuring survival prison hybrid and ManHunt! Public and Private /Party modes for manhunting! 1.8 – 1.19+ Java, with crossplay support – Bedrock.TumbleweedMC.com– Survival (Prison Hybrid) – Manhunt (YouTube) – SlimeFun Survival – Kitpvp (with guns) – MCWildWest – Skyblock (coming soon)Survival world with Custom plugins plus McMMO and custom Landclaims. Prison server features such as the server mines & rankup perks.Beyond the survival gamemode, we also have an RPG gun gamemode inspired by RDR2 & GTA Online. We also have other gamemodes such as Skyblock and KitPVP in development and releasing soon! Seeya there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You’ve been invited to join SageSMP.A friendly, 15+ PvE Minecraft Survival MP server! This server has been made so Minecraft players all over the world have to opportunity to make new friends, build together & have a safe place to come to after a long day. In the server, we offer many different custom features, such as:Level up » You can simply level up by doing everyday tasks such as mining and fishing! Crates » A reward system with (legendary) prizes for voting, playing & ranking up. Claims » You can claim your builds for maximum security. Events » Join our events & receive a lot of free items, cool nick-colours & maybe even trails! Ranks » We have both earnable and purchasable ranks with really cool perks such as /fly. Currencies » Earn feathers and crystals, sell items & become the richest player on the server. Special enchantments » Get amazing enchantments from the crates or feather shops. Art maps » Make your amazing paintings using dye; the only limitation with your creativity is your imagination!There’s so much more, but I don’t wanna make this list any longer. You can come to check them all out yourself on IP: play.sagesmp.me.The server is currently on 1.20.1, but you’re able to join from any version above 1.16! Be aware that we’re a Java server and don’t support bedrock.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Emeralds Found:	7633

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.