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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1192	Void Gems Collected:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	8461
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4036

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.