/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sky Servers – 1.20 Survival – Australian Hosted

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Customenchants, Customplugins, Dedicatedserver, Events, games, Skyservers, Survival

Sky Servers - 1.20 Survival - Australian Hosted Minecraft Server

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WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL

Australian hosted Survival for over 6 Years Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks!

CUSTOM PLUGINS

Our developers work hard at developing unique content Each month we release cool updates to the server bringing in new gameplay options and improving the entire experience. Plugins like our custom market to easily buy and sell items and SkyRunes, our unique rune and custom enchantment system, are just some examples which improve the gameplay!

MASSIVE MONTHLY EVENTS

Each month we have a theme for build comps & events! Not only do we have a massive events weekend each month but we also have loads of spontaneous events each day! These include spleef, zombies, musical chairs and more. The End is reset frequently so that you can hunt the ender dragon and more!

JOIN TODAY

Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: [url=www.skyservers.net ]www.skyservers.net [/url]IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mohaborey

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Friendly Craft

PvE

Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

2b2d, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Cheating, Cheats, classic, Creative, Creativeanarchy, Creativeanarchyserver, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Ffa, Grief, Griefers, Griefing, Hack, Hackedclient, Hacks, Hacksallowed, HARD, Neverreset, Neverresets, Nochatreport, Nochatreports, Nolag, Noreports, Noreset, Noresets, Nostaff, Public, PvP, Pvpcreat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Xray

”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

Creative Anarchy

Updates since last year:

– [NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [See player history/updates]

– Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

– Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

– Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

– Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

Available Commands:

– /help (see the important commands)

– /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

– /tpa [playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

– /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

– /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

– /playtime (see your playtime)

– /fly (useful for survival)

– /speed (both for walking and flying)

– /sethome (same reason as tpa)

– /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

– /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

– /mail (send messages to offline players)

– /suic*de (respawns your player)

– /clear (clear your inventory)

– /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

About the server/history:

back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

Support

Supported versions: [1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

/mail send 2b2dBot [Message]

For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

Join now! 2b2d.org

what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

Spawn

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RetroCraft

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

#addons, PvP, Qol, smp, Survival

Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

There are also some commands:

– /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

[ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4164	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Java edition only.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2483	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.