/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HamburgCaliphateGather

anti-Western sentiment, Caliphate, extremism, extremist groups, fundamentalism, global security, hamburg, HamburgCaliphateGather, Islamic fundamentalism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, jihadist movement, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim community, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, religious violence, Terrorism, violent ideology

Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Triumvirate Network

BreweryX, build event, Community, Conflict, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Faction, Factions, Graves, History, legend, Materials, MCMMO, Medieval Factions, Nations, Players, Plugins, Roleplay, Season, Survival, Whitelist

Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

/MinerMemes/ – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, event pass, kai’sa, league of legends, lolg, Minecraft, MinerMemes, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, size difference edition, sylas, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where everything is bigger and better – just like our players’ egos! We’ve got events that will blow your mind, like the Worlds 2024 Event Pass where you can unlock Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary skins.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with legendary skins for Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we even have Prestige skins for those who want to flex on their friends.

Don’t believe us? Check out our latest patch notes and PBE updates to see all the crazy content we have in store for you. And if you need some tips on how to dominate the game, we’ve got builds and account stats to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, literally, because we have a chicken army waiting for you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nano Climate Craft

#sustainability, advanced materials, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, clean technology, climate, climate crisis, Craft, Environment, environmental impact, future technologies, global warming, green energy, innovation, mitigation strategies, Nano, nanotechnology, Nature Nanotechnology, renewable energy, research, Science, SOLUTIONS, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftopiaSMP

Adventure, Community, CraftopiaSMP, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Gaming, Minecraft, Newcomer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Veteran, vibrant

We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3538	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

administration, Airdrop, Antispam, bedrock, Cases, classic, Economy, interface, Ip:, Jobs, Minecraft, Npcs, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Spawn, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, Version, voice chat, Voting

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

• tuned economy

• cases

• airdrop (in development)

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

bullying behavior, Emotional Abuse, female bullying, gender differences, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, interpersonal relationships, male bullying, mental health, Minecraft, Palace, peer pressure, power dynamics, psychological impact, QUEENS, relational aggression, Server, social aggression, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social justice, toxic behavior, victim blaming

Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/ Rus / Minecraft SMP /

1000-7, dead inside, Edition, Minecraft, rus, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StepCamp FunLand

bio kids, blended family, camping reservation, custody agreement, emergency situations, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family unity, family vacation, FUNLAND, one-on-one time, parental responsibilities, parenting conflicts, step children, step kids, StepCamp, vacation planning, vacation reservations, weekend plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Phone-a-FriendCraft

Communication, Conversations, Curious, curious minds, curious questions, customer service, Driving, inquisitive, job duties, job responsibilities, multitasking, on the phone, Passengers, phone calls, PhoneaFriendCraft, PROFESSIONAL, ride sharing, Technology, Transportation, Uber Drivers, work habits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

Allies, American soldiers, cooperation, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Missile, missile defense, News, Report, SECURITY, Technology, THAAD missile defense system, THAADyCraft, united states, Updates

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Towns Built:	10