Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchantments Applied:	116	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Votes:	5387	Invisible Walls Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	86
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

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BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

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LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	677
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

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JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

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One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	167	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23

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Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4825
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

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CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

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NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Votes:	6078	Meteorites Collected:	4

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

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InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

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The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

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Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

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Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

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8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

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Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crops Grown:	4786	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

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