Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5150	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

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MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Votes:	5276	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

play.majnr.sk

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Enchantments Applied:	225
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

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The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Votes:	5075	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

play.lostminers.fun:25567

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	7230	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

play.bandocraft.net:25575

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1258	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

LuckyMC.nl:4024

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

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One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

144.217.29.208:25590

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

51.79.20.175:25650

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	440
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

play.crowtycraft.es

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8091

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4553	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

mineverse.com

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Farms Harvested:	988	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	210

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

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