Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7371
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8249	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchantments Applied:	223
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crops Grown:	3155	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Votes:	5257	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	4846	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	418037
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Emeralds Found:	9953	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dimension Hops:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	3408
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com