Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

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DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2869
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	7383	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	763597	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Farms Harvested:	996	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4781
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Magic Items Found:	1797
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	889827
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	185
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	4142	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8824	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mines Excavated:	2575	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Animals Bred:	96	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	1958	Royal Courts Attended:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6840
Dragon Eggs Found:	3587	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1540	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	5808
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com