Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	7864
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	8397	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

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Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

play.koharmc.com:25750

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	80	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

play.16bitmc.net

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	191	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Play.cakerealm.com

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

95.217.68.76:25616

Infernal Network

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

play.infernalmc.net

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	167
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

aurora.my.pebble.host:25583

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	New Chunks Explored:	15134

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

tofishangout.minecraftjoin.xyz:25678

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

play.endpixel.net

Tiny Kingdom

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	3068
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

supertinykingdom.com

Wither Land

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5358	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

play.witherland.top:25572

Bandit Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	5363
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

137.74.156.58:25594

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

onw.minecraft.best