Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	1861
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Villages Defended:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	6680
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

server.minesworn.com

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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mc.Molly.com

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2149
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

mc.hcserver.com

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	167423

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9303
Mines Excavated:	2658	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	255

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

spadikam.zapto.org:2024

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

173.240.148.79:25592

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Farms Harvested:	488

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

seraphim.apexmc.co

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

play.earth500.net

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mines Excavated:	4703

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us