Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	510699	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Farms Harvested:	994
Mines Excavated:	4143	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

mc.skyblocknetwork.com

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

hub.manacube.com

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

magicvalor.live

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

jogar.RedeSGP.com

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2080
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7841

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

play.foxmc.net

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

minecave.net

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

play.pottercraftmc.com

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

play.feroxmc.net

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	5232	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Fancycraft.cc

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

mc.chaoticunited.net

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

play.pokeclash.com

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2215	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

play.mcaarons.world

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

play.diversitymc.net

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	463
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

play.mcpvp.com

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

play.plussycraft.net