Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	173
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimension Hops:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	186
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	123
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	7420
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	222141	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Emeralds Found:	1660
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Animals Bred:	134
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	6712
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	3854
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchantments Applied:	89	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Dragon Eggs Found:	3656
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1484
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net