Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	175
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Secret Passages Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	4183	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Farms Harvested:	557
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org